No one ever talks about the 🔍 true 🔍 missing Beatle: Hat
John, Paul, George, Ringo, and Hat Stamford
Good ol' Hat — I was never quite sure what instrument he played, but it had a single string made of loose yarn — quit the band before it was formed and never made it to stardom. Once he didn't make it, and to the shock of his family, Hat started a hat company: Put On Head. The company specialized in making hat-wear with mediocre type-of-hat puns, in the form of obscure 60s band logo references. After three years of full operation, whirlwinds of paper and fabric, nights of coffee and more coffee, lawyers honking to each other across the floor, and rotating coal teams powering the company's dozens of steam cone things, Put On Head had not yet made a single hat. An hour later, Hat started a second hat company in the building next door to his first hat company. Terrible business decision. Anyway. I'm selling his hats I guess is the point I'm trying to make?
This embroidered beauty (the beanie, not Hat Stamford) (actually, both of them) has a snug fit that ensures you're going to feel cozy and warm whatever you're doing.
• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic, 100% hat • Breathable cotton blend • Form-fitting shape • Is hat • One size fits most • Head required for proper use • Can do some pentatonic harmonies (do not ask about Bb)
Every purchase warms the heart of Hat Stamford, who I forgot to mention probably died penniless or is still alive but has no money, either way very sympathetic character please buy this thing.